I’m dyiiiiinnnnnnngggvggg rolls around

Why must my stomach do this to me

lydiduh:

i’ve never heard anybody who can imitate turning on caps lock in the middle of a word as well as charlie day

I feel like I’m going to die if I leave this bed

nanabananaa-love:

Wishing they were right there by your side ☺️💕 #ldr #relationship #love #truelove #real #iglove #igramers #igquote #qoute #qfq #missing #qotd

erisolsies:

cecil be like

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normanbecile:

you’re under arrest

for being too cute

put your hands where i can hold them

no but really

you’ve committed a crime

the ultimate crime

of stealing my heart

(Source: postimpression)

A Note to Dominants

southernalphawolf:

subgirlygirl:

Do not, under any circumstance, assign a task to your submissive if you have no (or questioning) intent to stick around at the end of the day. If the relationship is new, ease into it. Ease into her. Allow her to ease into you.

Doing an assignment for a dominant, having him in your thoughts, working on his behalf, thinking you’re pleasing him… only to find out none of it mattered is an awful feeling.

If you’re not sure you want to invest in her, please don’t have her invest in you.

This is really well said and really important.

Also a good time in pointing out not to jump into a D/s relationship with anyone. You need to build that trust with your submissive. I agree, if you are not looking for something real do not lead on a submissive. Do NOT do that. That is one of the worst things you can do to someone. and It makes you one of those fake doms you hear so much about on here. 

Also to new subs, if a dom jumps at the chance to be your “dom” without trying to get to know you first then his head is most likely not in the right place for your relationship. Be wary and if anything don’t be with him. 

godtie:

godtie:

I’m kinda really tempted to make a “no thanks im full” shirt in the asexual flag colors on my spreadshirt store

so uh

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you can buy them here

jadethefirefox:

POC Kevin~by Jadethefirefox

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

Anonymous messaged:
Are you single?

journalisticjoe:

dynastylnoire:

tacobell:

Take a drink because you’re thirsty. 

TACO BELL OUT HERE FIRING SHOTS!!!!
ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL

Taco Bell and Denny’s have the best social media teams.

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT